Monday 26 September 2011

Mind-numbing Monday nonsense.

Alex Noonan mentioned an old car of mine in his blog a few days ago and linked it to this blog. This blog which I had almost forgotten I had. As a service to my only loyal follower I have decided to write something. I have no idea what to write about because of the aforementioned forgetting I had a blog. So I am going to just write about whatever crap I found interesting recently.

The films Commando, Predator and Die Hard all take place within the same (awesome) parallel universe. The thing that proves the link between the three is the fictional nation of Val Verde.

Sewage treatment plants in the United States are lax with regards to safety regulations concerning methane gas.

My youngest brother got engaged on his birthday.

Camper vans are not street legal without a leopard-print silk and velour interior.

Printers are the worst thing in all of Christendom and possibly whatever the rest of the world is called too.

tvtropes.org is digital crack. I can not spend less than fifteen minutes on it.

Typing out the word "fifteen" instead of the number is probably massively pretentious.

Alcest are still a great band. Despite being French. Saying that I remember meeting two very nice French people in The Porterhouse that time me and Darragh Glennon drank a Russian beer called Baltika 6. I'm entirely sure the main ingredient in that beer was peat. Alex was there too. I don't even know why I call you by name. You're the only person who has ever read this.

Youtube comments are still the single most offensive thing to happen to any language. Except Esperanto. William Shatner happened to Esperanto and that is a terrible thing to happen to a language.

A dog punched me in the throat on Sunday. I still think he's sound though.

Guinness and Mojito does not make for a pleasant next morning.

Linux is a massive pain in the arse.

I'm done now.